tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33172002011-12-14T21:55:06.441-05:00Digital Prozac.comFear us.. you will..Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.comBlogger1541100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1170448145670876522007-02-02T15:28:00.000-05:002007-02-02T15:29:05.683-05:00Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1166717536242785552006-12-21T11:11:00.000-05:002006-12-21T11:12:16.256-05:00I found this.. and thought it needed to be shared.Men RulesWomen should learn these!Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present . . . . again!Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1157657459870499222006-09-07T15:29:00.000-04:002006-09-07T15:30:59.880-04:00Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1153497954330030692006-07-21T12:04:00.000-04:002006-07-22T07:22:33.976-04:00Hi,Yes I know… I’m a bastard when it comes to updating this site. I have received some stuff to put on the weird websites page.. and dreams page… but I’ve lost those emails… sooooooo if your out there and you want to submit them again.. do so. Next week is vacation week.. will I be updating the site? Probably not… leaving the state… probably yes.But I do encourage everyone out their to have Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1145285781931297062006-04-17T10:52:00.000-04:002006-04-17T17:40:20.920-04:00Am I the only one bothered by 50 cent's teeth?? and also his horrible music...?honestly though..Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1144680513398791702006-04-10T10:41:00.000-04:002006-04-17T10:57:51.376-04:00Chaser!Does Chaser really work? NO!... OK they suckered me in. I have heard the radio commercials for over a year.. and everyone wonders does it really work? I wonder no more.Last Friday I decided to try Chaser with my alcohol. And not only did I have probably one of the worst hangovers the next day. Throughout the night I had explosive diarrhea.. yes.. the kind where you are praying to God to Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1142009163789181522006-03-10T11:42:00.000-05:002006-03-10T11:46:03.796-05:00Ring That Bell!Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1140797758635214492006-02-24T11:13:00.000-05:002006-02-24T11:15:58.646-05:00I have a huge poster in my living room of the burger king guys face... yes some may be freaked out by it... some may doubt my reasons for having it as.. my "big brother all seeing eye".. but frankly... BK gets the chicks.wake up with the king.Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1138882367947615292006-02-02T07:06:00.000-05:002006-02-02T07:12:47.956-05:00 &Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1138637468866803942006-01-30T11:07:00.000-05:002006-01-30T11:12:02.790-05:00http://www.waterbedsforcows.com/thats right! water beds for cows!i wonder if they try to knock another cow off the bed by jumping on one side.Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1137694113485155062006-01-19T11:41:00.000-05:002006-01-19T13:46:05.026-05:00- Game Review -Shadow of the ColossusI got this game a little while back called Shadow of the Colossus.. and I have to admit its pretty cool. First off your this dude with a dead girl and a horse. And these "gods" tell you if you take down these huge creatures (that are sometimes about 10,000 times your size). The gods could in fact bring the girl back to life. Who is this girl? They don't reallyAlanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1135135291643770642005-12-20T22:20:00.000-05:002005-12-20T22:21:31.653-05:00Merry Christmas!!!Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1133231086376757922005-11-28T21:20:00.000-05:002005-11-28T21:59:36.146-05:00Ok I got this link the other day for a site submission for my f'ed up linksThe Trolls Den -(A point and click adventure)- is full of weird,strange and bizarre websites and flash games.http://users.adelphia.net/~shadowcr/and its ok thing.. but i was clicked on this page..http://users.adelphia.net/~shadowcr/LAUGH.htmland its perhaps the funnies/ sickest thing i've ever seen in my life... i suggest Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1131125023601004352005-11-04T12:19:00.000-05:002005-11-04T12:23:43.613-05:00Check out this website http://www.heatherfirth.com/index.htmlit really seems like the photography needs to get laid.Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1130373944332671182005-10-26T20:38:00.000-04:002005-10-26T20:45:44.350-04:00The other morning i woke up.. looked into the mirror and saw this..and it reminded me of this...not an anime wedding.. but anime hair in general.p.s. i'm not kidding thats actually my real hair.Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1130269459745158072005-10-25T15:40:00.000-04:002005-10-25T15:51:50.876-04:00I am hereby going to announce.. Angelina.. yes I will give you a child. We all know that you've been twisting my arm about it for a while. That you're tired of your Hollywood hunks/studs and daily bathed men. You want a guy that will spread seed and take care of your lips... frankly I'm just the joe to hoe it. -mjp.s. stop making crappy movies.Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1128711630348245892005-10-07T14:58:00.000-04:002005-10-07T15:00:30.353-04:00check out this fairy..Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1127921870887594222005-09-28T11:37:00.000-04:002005-09-28T11:37:50.893-04:00Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1127873570347461512005-09-27T22:11:00.000-04:002005-09-27T22:12:50.353-04:00need i say more????Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1126667362147180682005-09-13T23:05:00.000-04:002005-09-13T23:12:20.006-04:00petsinuniform.comperhaps the 2nd best website on the web.Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1126287365138979752005-09-09T13:34:00.000-04:002005-09-09T13:38:28.353-04:00hey everyone i just thought i'd let you know over at Drunken Drawings they are giving away a free dvd of his drunk drawings... go check it out.Drunken Drawings.comAlanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1119452736655293842005-06-22T11:04:00.000-04:002005-06-22T11:05:36.660-04:00hello there,giving you an update on my life... have you ever wanted to cut someones face off with a spoon? i want to. my boss. think about it.Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1117559110072248222005-05-31T13:03:00.000-04:002005-05-31T13:06:10.123-04:00These are my cousins.. they have their on show. Its called the "The Sammy & Nick Homo Show"… it's a half hour show… 15 minutes of it consists of them throwing hot coffee in the air.. and playing with themselves. Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1116098061627165582005-05-14T15:12:00.000-04:002005-05-14T15:14:21.630-04:00Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1115992236055963232005-05-13T09:49:00.000-04:002005-05-13T09:50:36.060-04:00 Enjoy this clipping... Also..... Morgan Freeman Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1111072769977009652005-03-17T10:18:00.000-05:002005-03-17T10:19:29.976-05:00Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1110824049415906712005-03-14T13:12:00.000-05:002005-03-14T13:14:09.416-05:00the funniest picture on the internet the helmet kills meAlanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1109776481235536272005-03-02T10:09:00.000-05:002005-03-02T10:16:54.766-05:00Hello I am Tim Russ.. to those of you that know me... you know i look especially freaky when I smile.p.s. eat shit and die tom paris. Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1107872889987106812005-02-08T09:21:00.000-05:002005-02-08T09:35:31.120-05:00 Super Bole
i watched the super bowl sunday... god it was lame... the commercials were horrible... and the fuckin eagles quaterback mcnapp i think... sucked... its like they had the chance to win like 8 times... and he fuckin wouldnt come through... maybe next year i'll get high on superbowl sunday.. rather than drunk... maybe at least the commercials will be funny... and what the hell is the Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1107454263929306472005-02-03T13:54:00.000-05:002005-02-03T13:17:34.413-05:00Big League Chew What Happened To You?
I remember being a kid...loving this stuff... the shredded gum... the feeling you were a real man chewing tobacco.. where are you now? none of the major gas stations will carry you anymore... only the rejects stations.. with the generic doritos.. called "cheese triangle chips".... maybe the next baseball season start marketing big league chew again to a Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1106750318701431492005-01-26T09:34:00.000-05:002005-01-26T09:39:26.266-05:00
Mr. Wong
This is my old science teacher Mr. Wong…
he is holding up how many testicles he has.Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1105457583402595082005-01-11T10:31:00.000-05:002005-01-11T10:33:03.403-05:00Mullet Junky.com
This website is probably the 3rd funniest thing i've ever seen...
go now!Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1105111852776194272005-01-07T10:28:00.000-05:002005-01-07T10:30:52.776-05:00
This is my cousin Rodney.... he is french. He makes a hell of a ham salad.Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1104165464152202732004-12-27T11:35:00.000-05:002004-12-27T11:37:44.153-05:00
as another year comes to a close... we all must reflect back... on mistakes and blessings.. and i say so long William Hung... because i have a feeling we are never going to see you again.Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1103864665960915282004-12-24T01:02:00.000-05:002004-12-24T00:14:36.006-05:00 i saw this weird vid today.. the arms.. and the music... its unnatural and apparently its called the numa numa dance... friggin hilariouschair dancing drew carey boy
Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1103818192110968402004-12-23T11:09:00.000-05:002004-12-23T11:12:51.176-05:00 I came across this picture... dont ask me how... its a little freaky.. the hair is out of control. just go to http://www.longhairportraits.com
Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1103748045655592122004-12-22T15:39:00.000-05:002004-12-22T15:40:45.656-05:00 This is me and my mom after we went fishing last year... my mom is the one on the right... the blonde.Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1102096629692397692004-12-03T13:56:00.000-05:002004-12-03T12:57:09.693-05:00Feminist are a joke to society.
Good day,
-mjAlanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1102007102473597852004-12-02T13:03:00.000-05:002004-12-02T12:05:02.473-05:00the other night i had this dream.. it involved me wanting to get my car windows tinted.. and a tornado... but that real point is... this chick was in my dream and she was so freaking annoying... i actually woke up from the dream.. it was just talk talk talk talk talk.. and i said.. i can't handle this anymore.. and woke up.
-mjAlanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1101932788128245052004-12-01T15:25:00.000-05:002004-12-01T15:26:28.126-05:00 hahahaha!Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1100873922653185272004-11-19T09:17:00.000-05:002004-11-19T09:18:42.653-05:00I was thinking the other day... When someone says your "photogenic".. they are really saying… you don’t look that good in person…Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1100703478358701842004-11-17T09:54:00.000-05:002004-11-17T09:57:58.356-05:00"Thirsty Onions"
o.k. i had a freaky dream the other night.... i'll sum it up for yous.
I was showcased in this comedy club called "Thirsty Onions" along with Jerry Springer and a really muscular midget... And it was all part of a benefit for deformed babies. I walk in do my routine.. (which is mostly about my sister and her pregnancy).. i also did some weird dancing... then afterwards in the Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1100195267767338402004-11-11T13:45:00.000-05:002004-11-11T12:47:47.766-05:00 hahahaha!Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1099628179144976322004-11-04T23:11:00.000-05:002004-11-04T23:16:19.143-05:00CURRENT STATUS
its a quarter after 11 p.m... listening to the red hot chili peppers "fortune faded".. currently wearing no pants and a carnival cruise line t-shirt... after 3 large glasses of rum and coke.. and working on my 3rd miller lite....and still rockin!Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1098803221231945752004-10-26T11:01:00.000-04:002004-10-26T11:07:01.230-04:00i watched the movie "the punisher" lastnight.. it was an o.k. flick.. i wasnt very disappointed in the movie.. because i went into the relationship with low expectations... but one thing was really awesome in the movie.. and that was.... he loves his Wild Turkey 101.
and frankly.. that rocks.Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1097691231475228652004-10-13T14:09:00.000-04:002004-10-13T14:13:51.476-04:00Tampax was there
today i was going on my mid morning break.. i walked out of the office and i could smell tampax... you all know what i'm talking about... that tampax smell.. i went down stairs.. i could still smell it. the bathroom..... still.. my second thought was maybe it was me... but how? damn that tampax... i hate the smell.. its kinda like old people.
-mjAlanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1097087422201200882004-10-06T14:26:00.000-04:002004-10-06T14:30:22.200-04:00
two posts in one day.. i'm going nuts.
O.k. I came across this photo today... does it remind you of a dildo?
It does to me.
Anyone see it? no? no? ya know.. the green and yellow thing there.
yea you see it.Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1097069934222350712004-10-06T09:30:00.000-04:002004-10-06T09:42:25.440-04:00yesterday when i was on my lunch break...putting toilet paper under my jacket from the office bathroom.. i looked up into the mirror and thought.."man my hair is long... this is getting out of control." then i also thought... "god i need to buy some chicken pot pies..."
-mj
Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1096945232601403192004-10-04T22:55:00.000-04:002004-10-04T23:00:32.603-04:00i'm going to start a new thing... randomly i'll let you.. the readers into my world. giving you "My Rushmore Feeling of the Day" where i will give you a pic from rushmore that expresses my exact feelings... thanks to some wild turkey and coke.....currently it is this....
Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1096773757302888112004-10-02T23:16:00.000-04:002004-10-02T23:22:37.303-04:00i once owned a set of drums... i traded them in at a pawn shop for a magical mouse.
he would grant three wishes.... two of which were his own wishes...
when i left the pawn shop that day.. my car was loaded with a year supply of cheeZe... 20 gallons of anti-cat spray... and a 12 jars of peanut butter..
its pretty safe to say that i didnt wish for the 12 jars of peanut butter.
-mj
p.s. Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1096597777584530992004-09-30T22:29:00.000-04:002004-09-30T22:29:37.583-04:00life tip #2
Don't sit on cats.
-mj
Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1096394530497360832004-09-28T14:00:00.000-04:002004-09-28T15:28:50.313-04:00I am currently at work.. and i'm working on some stupid line art... and it just came to me...... If I were ever in a band again, the absolute coolest name for band would be "Penis Envy".
Though i'm not sure how legal a likeness of tammy faye bakkar would be, but you get the point.
-mj
Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1095965235995847392004-09-23T14:43:00.000-04:002004-09-23T14:47:15.996-04:00Alright, I came across this picture(below) and the first thing that came to mind was............. this.... yep.Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1093747137960945122004-08-28T22:37:00.000-04:002004-08-28T22:38:57.960-04:00i have a life tip.
Don't cry out your lovers name during sex.
Cry out YOUR NAME!
Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1093537023888993292004-08-26T12:12:00.000-04:002004-08-26T12:17:03.886-04:00O.k. i was out the other day.. and i saw this clown... he was rather nice.. but he would always say "dandy" when it thrilled him. I bet during our 45 min conversation the word dandy came out 19 times. It made me a little ill.
p.s. he also pinched (not grabbed) his balls a lot.
Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1093403469099603362004-08-24T23:10:00.000-04:002004-08-24T23:11:09.100-04:00I hate dirty butter.
Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1093026529877064382004-08-20T14:25:00.000-04:002004-08-20T14:28:49.876-04:00Well whats new in my life.... i received my first printed book this week. Its a 32 page tax and financial planning guide with a theme of lighthouses. I started designing this book a few months ago.. and its really weird seeing all of the books... Its like all of this came out of my head... and about 250,000 copies are being printed... its screwed up man.. kinda feel naked.
Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1091676734596224172004-08-04T23:30:00.000-04:002004-08-04T23:32:14.596-04:00i found a q-tip today... it was slurping gravy off its cotton. it made one of my indoor plants weep. after that i ate a can of soap.. yes a can of SOAP.
Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1091231555978764922004-07-30T19:49:00.000-04:002004-07-30T19:52:35.976-04:00I have signed up with Netflix for quite sometime now.... and the last several months i decided to watch Star Trek the Next Generation from season 1-7. Today i finished season 7 disc 7... all i can say is brilliant.... all the cast all the everything. Yes some of you may say wil wheaton.. come on... but that dude locked lips with ashley judd in one episode.... and thats pretty sweet in my books.
Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1091157223218073522004-07-29T23:13:00.000-04:002004-07-29T23:13:43.216-04:00today i am an uncle. giddy up!
Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1090466094192504622004-07-21T23:13:00.000-04:002004-07-21T23:14:54.193-04:00i was out one night... i met a german woman.. we made love for a solid week. While she was asleep a gave her a hitler mustache with a sharpie marker.
enough said.
Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1089857046121815682004-07-14T22:01:00.000-04:002004-07-14T22:04:06.123-04:00dont start your life with.... bursting out... gently fall out. after that the world is yours. money doesnt hurt but tooth decay does. Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1087756026764522532004-06-20T14:25:00.002-04:002004-06-20T22:02:13.206-04:00when life hands you lemons... make rum and coke.Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1086795862440738222004-06-09T11:44:00.000-04:002004-06-09T11:44:22.440-04:00Joan Rivers is a bitch.Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1085448448196610172004-05-24T21:26:00.000-04:002004-05-24T21:27:28.196-04:00Digital Prozac presents.....
The Mexican Drake
Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1084932962104526852004-05-18T21:50:00.000-04:002004-05-25T11:18:07.956-04:00You know what i'm sick of.... tube tops. yes i'm a still a straight male... but anyway most girls who wear tt's are 14 year old sluts (but i'll use my slang word "slots") or girls in their late teens early 20's that are trying to act like 14 year old slots. these slots i'm talking about are girls that should never.. repeat never wear them.
When i see a girl wear a tube top its like they are Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1083292984235683612004-04-29T22:43:00.000-04:002004-04-29T22:48:22.326-04:00hi there,
when having a website there is a way to track certain things about vistors coming to your site... which is not all uncommon... i thought i'd share some recent search keywords that directed some visitors to digitalprozac.com btw.. 90% of our searches come from google, google kicks ass. enjoy.
"Can't Sign in to msn"
"girl masturbating video clip"
"qwen stefani"
"asian prince"
"ohh shitAlanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1082603760931120862004-04-21T23:16:00.000-04:002004-04-21T23:28:22.826-04:00I've got WOODY!
Today I was driving down the road and... I did a triple take on a guy.. I swear he looked like Woody Allen.. without the whole wife/daughter thing prancing around.
Except... he looked really rough.. I'm not saying he was homeless... which i really dont think he was.. but he looked like he sold his Oscar for some crack rock... The other weird thing was.. he was guzzling down a Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1082085015071579142004-04-15T23:10:00.000-04:002004-04-15T23:15:32.670-04:00I would like to talk today about… worms. They dine on dirt and love many types of dogs. Don’t let your dog fall in love with the dreaded worm… Yes worms are cute and sweet… but hell so are young toes. Noo I don’t have a thing for toes, but would you deny me of the privilege if I did.Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1081856918463703492004-04-13T07:48:00.000-04:002004-04-13T07:53:23.903-04:00The Canon G5Here is a pick of some dead roses.(click to enlarge and the resolution is about half would it can actually do)
MJ is happy.Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1081571463897504752004-04-10T00:31:00.000-04:002004-04-10T00:34:48.450-04:00Red wine and sleeping pills
Help me get back to your arms
Cheap sex and sad films
Help me get where I belongAlanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1080880219872666852004-04-01T23:30:00.000-05:002004-04-01T23:38:12.000-05:00The G5 Cometh
I've just purchased a Canon G5 digital camera. It is in transit as we speak.
I'll show you in the future on how well it does.
Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1080701767211524892004-03-30T21:56:00.000-05:002004-03-30T22:04:10.390-05:00Nothing but a G Tang baby....
Lastnight I drank 3 classes of Tang....
I remember an ad campaign with alot of monkeys... i really dont understand that. but hell that stuff is pretty good.
side note: i didnt go to sleep untill about 1:30 a.m.
Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1080086668046938322004-03-23T19:04:00.000-05:002004-03-23T19:07:57.326-05:00The Call of Duty
I was asked to work on a guy's computer... for extra cash.. which i do now and then. I went to this guys house... he said, " the virus thing has been popping up for the last few weeks, and just click OK, and i can't sign in to MSN." When ya hear that your like..... yay. Also his antivirus was two years old and one of the many viruses on his computer was disabling his active X Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1078435793906732472004-03-04T16:29:00.000-05:002004-05-24T21:26:21.956-04:00Digital Prozac presents.....
The Result of... Unprotected Glacier Sex
Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1077941310137990082004-02-27T23:05:00.000-05:002004-02-27T23:13:19.890-05:00Rabid penguins, Reality TV, Lactating lesbians, I just don't know anymore. Sometimes I want to eat a whole slice of pizza in my car at a stop light. But everytime I reach under my seat, I feel the overwhelming presence of . . . you guessed it:
Jesus drove a T-bird, I should have shaved this morning;)
Collidoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11778689685213412049noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1077773032197722282004-02-26T00:23:00.000-05:002004-02-26T00:27:24.420-05:00chinese food is pretty bad ass.
---i'm drunkAlanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1077636236678852572004-02-24T10:23:00.000-05:002004-02-24T10:26:49.186-05:00You know what I’m tired of… idiots. I’m also tired of watching reality T.V.
Reality T.V. is the devil. If I could do two things in the world… it would be shake hands with a rabid penguin… and shoot anything associated with Reality T.V…. Its like a car wreck… not only does it make me stop what I’m doing and stare at the injured… it also makes me want to piss on them.
Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1076573183009771272004-02-12T03:06:00.000-05:002004-02-12T03:16:09.950-05:00After two yes 2 years of rest... i have updated the Fucked Up Sites Page!
here are a few
Heartless Bitches International
Fathers Who Breastfeed
Sabrina... A fucked up cam video
Monobrow.com
Combovers.co.uk
The Winkerman Family Album
Meet An Inmate.com
Jesus Dress Up.com Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-107648073535903112004-02-11T01:25:00.000-05:002004-02-11T01:28:01.936-05:00Digital Prozac presents.....
The Stuck-Up Stork
Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1076392314083086872004-02-10T00:51:00.000-05:002004-02-10T00:56:37.356-05:00EvanescenceI was cleaning the place last saturday, and decided to put in
the CD i bought last december. Evanescence.
I was trying to clean a scortched pan of macorni & cheese. Evanescence.
I took the alcohol filled bag of garbage out to the dumpster. Evanescence.
I was hanging a Beck's beer sign onto the wall. Evanescence.
Then i heard it. My Immortal.. i was like what the shit. I Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1076221417279663192004-02-08T01:23:00.000-05:002004-02-08T01:25:59.966-05:00The
Alcoholic Chicken
New in the Office Art Section
here are a few samples
Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1075695895915922452004-02-01T23:24:00.000-05:002004-02-02T17:55:57.780-05:00Digital Prozac presents.....
The Bad Ass Rabbit
and added some shitty flash vids to our showcase
and new AOL IconsAlanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1075352524728655822004-01-29T00:02:00.000-05:002004-01-29T00:08:59.920-05:00 Digital Prozac presents
Office Art
From Retard U. to Mostly likely to grab donkey balls!
Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1075238902918126532004-01-27T16:27:00.000-05:002004-01-27T16:30:30.436-05:00Put your thumb over Nickelback's chin and mustache . . . It looks just like me:>Collidoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11778689685213412049noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1075238672348217342004-01-27T16:24:00.000-05:002004-01-27T16:26:39.903-05:00I look a little like nickelback.Collidoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11778689685213412049noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1075029532302851152004-01-25T06:18:00.000-05:002004-01-25T06:22:21.293-05:00I am really getting sick of this pecker.
Nickelback
Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1074153457465977882004-01-15T02:57:00.000-05:002004-01-15T03:10:03.090-05:00
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Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1073893372766198402004-01-12T02:42:00.000-05:002004-01-25T08:48:57.890-05:00Our new video short called
"The Devil is.... A Half Naked Black Man!"
Enjoy the show.Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1073638872505399532004-01-09T04:01:00.000-05:002004-01-09T21:40:42.106-05:00My brother is visiting me..... we are drunk often.Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1071207418759183582003-12-12T00:36:00.000-05:002003-12-12T00:38:04.640-05:00Christmas gifts.
yes its that time again... and i believe the universal gift is of course a clock, but oddly enough i did not buy a single tick tock this year.
today i finally started and finished my christmas shopping. I'll name a few.
Mail order seafood Legal Seafood.
Nuts
Scotch
A DVD called "The Devil is.... A Half Naked Black Man!" i created it for my brother.
CD's
DVD's
Wine
Gift Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-1071078335594188972003-12-10T12:45:00.000-05:002003-12-12T00:17:54.356-05:00Alright, its been a year since I have made a post or updated the site. We have received tons of hatemail about this. From such people as... Frankest, MarkMcWillie333, Died4Rakes, Jennie45, and Jimmy Carter (ex president).
You may ask, "what the hell have you been doing MJ?"
Oh well lots of shit has came up... For instance.
1. I now have my own apartment.
2. Drinking tons more. (not from Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-870522202003-01-07T04:15:00.000-05:002003-03-05T01:29:11.000-05:00
The world's first human clone turd is born!
Raël, the founder of CLONAID™, has claimed to have cloned the first human turd.
YES, CLONAID™ took mankind's science a step further by helping a constipated man have the first human clone turd! The day we've all been waiting for a long time has finally arrived. Clone turd Candice Cane was born in an undisclosed bathroom on December 26, 2002 and is Mr. Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04840930933172828776noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-867543622002-12-31T12:35:00.000-05:002002-12-31T12:47:40.000-05:00Recently i made a post about hotdogs on a christmas tree... i just wanted to share with you the picture i took those weenies from... look at it.. lezzies like some kind of weenies i suppose.
Christmas was great for me, except for mr. x's turd.. that made me vomit for 20 min... nonetheless i gave out 3 clocks. and a kenny rogers mousepad.
Though i didnt get to update the site like my plans.. Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-862298662002-12-18T13:44:00.000-05:002003-03-05T01:31:07.000-05:00 Merry Christmas Everyone!
Mr. Xhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04840930933172828776noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-861547512002-12-17T01:59:00.000-05:002002-12-17T02:00:48.000-05:00I was at work lastnight trying to pass time staring into nothing and i noticed the christmas lights wrapped around a pole. I just sat there staring at it.. I then thought what if those christmas lights were hot dogs. I began to just imagine a christmas tree just full of hot dogs.. and how much more interesting christmas would be. it looked something like this...
on a different note.. i should beAlanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-856015602002-12-06T13:05:00.000-05:002002-12-06T13:13:47.000-05:00Christmas Time
The thing about Christmas the most money making holiday of the year, (except for groundhog day) is all the damn gifts.. people give each other gifts for weird reasons.. I will name a few.
1. to make it good with the boss
2. to make it good with the wife
3. just because they are getting you a gift (that’s 60% of my gift giving)
4. to make it good with the family
5. to make it Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-855224932002-12-05T00:18:00.000-05:002002-12-05T00:20:05.000-05:00MJ here again, yes i know its been a while since my last post. I finally have the site looking the way it should be. Time its all about time. Alot of things are going on, currently i'm working a fulltime job and two parttime jobs.. i started working for a publishing company about 3 weeks ago... its working out really well. except everyone says the word "issues" alot. personally it doesnt bother Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-826058022002-10-06T17:11:00.000-04:002002-10-06T17:11:44.156-04:00Alright, dp looks a bit different for now... our posting program has been on the toilet for about a month... so when i get more free time all make this look halfway decent... but until then... Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3317200.post-820266432002-09-23T23:16:00.000-04:002002-09-27T17:31:05.000-04:00Hewlett-F*cking-Packard
This is a story of a young man getting it up the ass by a big name company.
About a year and a half ago i purchased a HP 210 Photosmart digital camera for $160.00. It could have been better but well served my purposes. It took really nice photo with nice enough quality... i was very happy about it.
Exactly one year and one month later it decided to stop working... one Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18349800362581785354noreply@blogger.com0