posted by Alan @ 11/17/2004 09:54:00 AM

"Thirsty Onions"

o.k. i had a freaky dream the other night.... i'll sum it up for yous.

I was showcased in this comedy club called "Thirsty Onions" along with Jerry Springer and a really muscular midget... And it was all part of a benefit for deformed babies. I walk in do my routine.. (which is mostly about my sister and her pregnancy).. i also did some weird dancing... then afterwards in the green room sits me, the midget, jerry springer, and 3 deformed babies... they looked almost like gremlins...(like weird long skin growths from their eye-lids, ears, and nose.. that looked like wrinkled pig ears) and they freaked me out. i was like "no no no i can't stay in here". and the midget was forcing me to stay in there.. (he is on steroids.. so i really cant budge him) then like a swarm of media bursts through the door.. and there is a lady holding a phone.. i listen to the phone and some old lady says, "we want you for Carnegie Hall". i said, "what? your joking".

i then woke up...i do remember somewhat about a woman doing a routine about dungeons and dragons.. (the geek boardgame).. but i really can't remember what.

-mj

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