Christmas gifts. yes its that time again... and i believe the universal gift is of course a clock, but oddly enough i did not buy a single tick tock this year. today i finally started and finished my christmas shopping. I'll name a few. Mail order seafood Legal Seafood. Nuts Scotch A DVD called "The Devil is.... A Half Naked Black Man!" i created it for my brother. CD's DVD's Wine Gift Certificates all in all several hundreds have been dished out for the money draining holiday. the question comes up.. "pay electric bill OR buy more nuts?" then i pay with credit and do both. hopefully my income tax check will pay off the credit card (plastic pretend money from satan). thats its real name. most people do not realize this. OHH i've heard quite the sad stories about this plastic pretend money. thousands upon thousands of MULA is spent every hour with this satanic card. everything from bibles to condoms... "Bibles & Condoms" yes that's fantastic!!!! If i were in a band i'd name our first debut hit single "Bibles & Condoms". It would be about this woman that patrolled across the world in the search of love.. but every hotel room she stays in has the bible on the desk and dirty condoms in the bed sheets. also there would be a heavy bass guitar solo and frog croaks would be the percussion.
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