The thing about Christmas the most money making holiday of the year, (except for groundhog day) is all the damn gifts.. people give each other gifts for weird reasons.. I will name a few. 1. to make it good with the boss 2. to make it good with the wife 3. just because they are getting you a gift (that’s 60% of my gift giving) 4. to make it good with the family 5. to make it good… for the sex. Year after year people debate on what to get each other… I’ll feel you in on a universal gift idea. A clock. Yes that’s right a clock. You may say.. “that is so simple.. can that work?” of course it works, everyone can use a clock.. a matter of fact I’ve given about a half a dozen clocks as gifts the last couple of years and plan on doing it more this year. Also, keep in mind you cant give the same person a clock every year.. maybe one every six years. But, I’m not saying a watch.. people are picky about watches.. Get a friggin clock man. Nothing says give me sweet lovin like gears banging against each other. if that doesnt work go with a crock pot... ladies go crazy for crock pots.  On another note, I asked my brother what he wanted for Christmas… he said he wanted a Kenny Rogers mouse pad to go with his new computer… I’ll let you know how that turns out. If only I could find a picture of Kenny in the buff.. I’d be all set. 
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