Its been a while since my last post... why? because i'm been drinking alot. why? read on. Friday 12:04 pm, leave work to go 2 miles up the road to local subway to get a turkey breast sub.  Friday 12:05 pm, with mouth awaiting all that is the sub.. i speed up a little faster around 55mph. Friday 12:06 pm, noticed cop around the bend.. in a park... then him turning on the key to the car. Friday 12:06 1/2 pm, i yell curse words, slow down, and scramble to put on my seat belt. Friday 12:07, cops proceed behind me.. while i'm driving with my knees so i can put the seat belt around me.  Friday 12:07 3/4 pm, cops turn on lights and noise. Friday 12:08 pm, i turn into local church parking lot.. (with the knee mail sign, i might add) and get out my license and roll down the window. Friday 12:09 pm, rookie cops comes up to me and asks me "so how fast do you think you were going".. i had no clue. Friday 12:10 pm, i say 45-50. He replies 55mph.. in a 35mph. and asking for proof of insurance and shit. Friday 12:11 pm, i tell him it might be a little bit... because i can't find it. Friday 12:14 pm, find proof of insurance. and he leaves to go back to the cop mobile. Friday 12:35 pm, he comes back to my car and gives me the $130 ticket. (yes it took him and his bud along time to not find me on americas most wanted 16 min) Friday 12:38 pm, i proceed to subway. Friday 12:43 pm, i realized i've just purchased the most expensive turkey breast sub of my life. Saturday 1:ish am, ... pass out. 
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