posted by Alan @ 2/22/2002 01:29:00 AM

Ok Glutton Bowl



Can you believe this? It was on tonight on Fox and its just about everyday people stuffing as much food into their mouth. They said they were "trained" for this type of thing.. but we all know they just got some large guys from the local pub down the corner. Are you understanding this? Why is this entertainment? I watched the first 10 min of it and pretty much about puked. A guy ate like 37 eggs. Then I flipped back to watch the last 5 min of it. Some japanese guy won.. and he weighed like 130 pounds. by far the smallest person there. The ever vibrant announcer was calling him the best athelete in the world. I'm up for abnormal things.. but this isnt abnormal.. its just way to much.

Now give me something like a "Celebrity Glutton Bowl". THAT I would watch. I would pay good money to see Arnold Schwarzenegger throwing about 40 wienerschnitzels down his throat. Maybe even William Shatner letting the real him come out and eat on 4 maybe 5 cow tongues. Now that is entertainment. Call me crazy but that would get ratings. Then afterwards Arnold would probably win, then while the pretty Miss Blondie (aka Shatner's ride home) was putting the gold glutton bowel medal around Arnold's neck. He would throw up on her.. down her dress, all over the other celebrities (including certainly Rosie Odonnell), then onto himself.. I may call him a Hero.. but not the best athelete in the world.

When I told you I was going to eat you last.. I lied! You have big ears too!


See ya! You bastards.

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